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Broken Language

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今天本来想要去游泳的,但跟了我五年的游泳眼镜坏了,看着它离去的背影~~哭了!哈哈,旧的不去,新的不来,但是到了最后还是没有去买到,SIENZ。。。

昨天终于考完了Quantum Mechanic,也准备着我的BBQ night Burn Book Quantum),对不起了,my dear junior!但正当要下手时,想起….在我毕业典礼时的情景,我学妹会不会报复性的送花牌+黑白照给我呢。。。=>

昨天发恶梦,在我那附有成就感的毕业典礼里,她满头散发,怒气冲冲,脸带邪恶的表情跑到我面前骂了我,“那么开心跑去烧书,今天是你的报应了,哈哈哈哈!”。心怕了!!!不知道恶梦会不会是先兆,真的怕了,决定不烧了。

在这个短短的学期里,当起了导师,可真的是个难得的经验。正当学弟学妹称呼你为“老师,老师”,心里总是会“自爽”的。而还有一些更值得开心的地方就是,一小时的薪水还不错哦,还有就是随你加交通费用的,真后悔没有把住家地址放在更远的地方(明年会更聪明了)。

下个星期就要面试National Semiconductor了,不知道要用什么心态过去呢?英语要练好了。不想用我的broken language。。。


“Hello….How do u do?”

“Aaaa…..I d~o Phy~sic…de”

“Hah?! What u talking about?”

“I s~aid I a~~m taking phys~ic de…”

“O..o..okok...So what do you expect to do during this interview”

“Hah?! I Don’t know wor…u call me de…not meh?!"

“O..o..okok…erm..u studying physic right? So which field that would you get
interested the most?”

“Got choices or not?”

“What!!!”

“Hehe…I don’t know got what choice ma! So I can’t choose which one is better for
me”

“Okok…never mind…so can you just simply introduce yourself”

“About what de?”

“Whatever”

“Erm…I am taking physic de…come from ukm lo…now final year liao…my hobby is
swimming, I am always go inside ukm swim de, the place was very nice, a lot of
people there…then when I was first and second year, I stayed at college inside
ukm…Oh no, I tell u o…the place is quite shit, the facility really damn…”

“Erm…sorry…may be you are mistaken. Can you just focus to your studying field?”

“O…say early ma…actually I am not really sure what is physic study about la…Ya..ya..
recently, got one hottest subject in physic course, which this subject was discussed by many many people in our course.”

“What subject?”

“Quantum Mechanic!! All of my coursemate also blame this subject is just like a shit, don’t know study what de…many formula many equation and very challenging, but
please don’t ask me about this la, because I burnt all the related books recently..
hahaha…very “song”…”

“….!@#@##$.....Secure!!!”

“What o? I am still not finish yet le…!”

“Enough already…you finish this session already.”

HOW I GO INTERVIEW???

寄居朋友

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寻寻觅觅,知心朋友其实到底有几个。寄居朋友多不胜数,但知心的,了解你的,肯时刻为你解忧的到底会有几个。

大学三年了,知心的不多。但正当你被需要时,那时才会出现的那些寄居朋友,往往只是想利用你而已,他们需要你时,什么都总是可以的,就像只狗一样求你似,最常听的,就好像

“喂,有partime可以介绍我吗?”

“有past year吗?”

“你可以帮我抄多一份吗?”

“喂,等下我过去你那里,你借我你那本书看看!”

“帮我register course哦,谢谢你了!”

“你要去那里吗?好,我过来载你,我们一起过去!”(只陪伴壮胆而已)

而正当你需要他们帮忙时,经典对白出现了

“我不得空啦!”

“加油哦,看好你的,拜拜!”

“我没有噢!你再找别人吧!”

“我车没有经过那里叻!”

“我没有在哦!我要出去了!”(结果是整天都呆在宿舍)

最后才明白,虽然你可以用心去对待一个人,但那个人不一定需要真心地回馈你,那是正常的。那“他”是你的朋友么?是!但他只是你的寄居朋友,寄居在你心里只局限于一段时间,之后就个走个的。再联络?少了!或根本就不再了!但如果有一天他们再寻求你帮忙呢?!!自问了一句,有可能会再帮他们吗?!哈,没有,根本就不会了!